{"id":1478,"date":"2023-05-09T08:49:11","date_gmt":"2023-05-09T12:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/?p=1478"},"modified":"2023-05-09T09:59:02","modified_gmt":"2023-05-09T13:59:02","slug":"pretend-friends-by-julian-martinez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/?p=1478","title":{"rendered":"Pretend Friends by Juli\u00e1n Martinez"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I was a demon, cursing in a high nook of the Cloudbuster. I told the kids, in a raspy voice, that I\u2019d eat their flesh if they didn\u2019t speak the password&#8211;any password would do. \u201cYes.\u201d \u201cNo.\u201d \u201cPlease.\u201d When kids got freaked, I\u2019d tell them, in my normal voice, that they\u2019d turned me good. When I was tired of it, I stood to stretch but a child I forgot I\u2019d played with told me to get back into my spot, so I frowned and groaned and followed her to that tight squeeze. When I asked for her password, she said all she had for me was meatloaf. No more password, now I would need meatloaf. I told her it was delicious, her handfuls of nothing. She said they were her mother\u2019s and crawled off. Next time she came around, I growled, \u201cHello, witch.\u201d She said, \u201cNot a witch! Just a kid,\u201d and brought me more meatloaf. She said she had to leave, so she gave me all the meatloaf her mother had made&#8211;her favorite meal&#8211;and told me I could speak in my normal voice, that I should say, \u201cThank you, friend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>________<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Juli\u00e1n Martinez (he\/him) is the son of Mexican and Cuban immigrants and is from Waukegan, IL. His work has appeared in or is forthcoming in<\/em> Peach\u00a0Mag<em>,\u00a0<\/em>Prolit<em>,\u00a0<\/em>Barrio\u00a0Panther<em>\u00a0and elsewhere. His work has received The Society of Professional Journalists&#8217; Mark of Excellence and has been nominated for the Pushcart Prize. Find him online <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/martinezfjulian?lang=en\">@martinezfjulian<\/a>. As a DJ, he goes by the name DJ Guadalupe (aka A Vato with Serato) and can be heard rocking a party near you.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I was a demon, cursing in a high nook of the Cloudbuster. I told the kids, in a raspy voice, that I\u2019d eat their flesh <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/?p=1478\" title=\"Pretend Friends by Juli\u00e1n Martinez\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1478"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1493,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478\/revisions\/1493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}