{"id":1876,"date":"2023-11-07T09:33:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-07T14:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/?p=1876"},"modified":"2023-11-07T09:33:28","modified_gmt":"2023-11-07T14:33:28","slug":"i-figured-out-walking-through-walls-by-addison-zeller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/?p=1876","title":{"rendered":"I Figured Out Walking Through Walls by Addison Zeller"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As in walking down them.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As in they open into corridors and aren\u2019t tight at all.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can\u2019t stick a bed in them, but a couch? Definitely.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s one at the rec center.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was walking through a wall, looking out the peepholes while folks exercised and hydrated, and right by the pool was a couch probably a few decades old, a little ragged, with chip particles in the cushions.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, I think it\u2019s bad that people are doing this, and that I\u2019m doing this, but I am doing this, and I will.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I like it, it\u2019s collegial.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But without the work of hanging out.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It takes concentration to wiggle in, but the rest\u2019s super easy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I could bring a camp chair and sit for hours.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Better than watching a log burn on Netflix.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Better than texting friends who just blab about themselves.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They say so much shit that isn\u2019t true, and I know because I sit in their walls.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I know some of them do it too.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was stepping into my bathroom wall once when I heard someone get up and run out.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An iPhone was still gleaming when I picked it up.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can\u2019t decode the lock but I recognize the cat on the background for sure.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How many people do it?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All I can say is behind the veggie aisle at Kroger there\u2019s a lamp, a trashcan, and a vending machine.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If they installed a vending machine, it\u2019s bound to be a pretty solid number of folks.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The couch in that wall is super comfortable. Leather. Clean.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s a fucking ashtray.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s like heaven sitting there, watching mist hiss over the lettuce.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_____<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Addison Zeller&#8217;s fiction appears in<\/em> 3:AM, Epiphany, Ligeia, minor literature[s}, ergot., trampset, <em>and elsewhere. He lives in Wooster, Ohio.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>As in walking down them.&nbsp; As in they open into corridors and aren\u2019t tight at all.&nbsp; You can\u2019t stick a bed in them, but a <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/?p=1876\" title=\"I Figured Out Walking Through Walls by Addison Zeller\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1876"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1896,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1876\/revisions\/1896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}