{"id":1963,"date":"2024-01-02T09:46:03","date_gmt":"2024-01-02T14:46:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/?p=1963"},"modified":"2024-01-02T09:46:03","modified_gmt":"2024-01-02T14:46:03","slug":"wild-bills-last-ride-by-myna-chang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/?p=1963","title":{"rendered":"Wild Bill&#8217;s Last Ride by Myna Chang"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Billy Janson likes to tell a story about the night he found a monster in a pothole outside of Cactus Flats, Texas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first thing Billy\u2019ll tell you is that he used to be known as \u201cWild Bill,\u201d back in the day. Anyway, Billy says he\u2019d stopped at the Bull-Wash Truck Stop on his way home from the slaughterhouse. His truck didn\u2019t need fuel, but he needed a hamburger steak, and he figured, as long as he was there, he might as well wash the manure out of his cattle trailer. The truck stop had a couple of big bays in the back, equipped with pressure-washer hoses and drainage grates. Gotta get that sludge out of there sometimes, Billy says, or else it builds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was sometime after moonfall when he met the monster. At first, he thought it was a sheen of spilled fuel glimmering under the security light. That parking lot was more pothole than pavement. But the iridescent swirl grew thicker, meatier\u2014and then a blazing longhorn bull coalesced, charging out of the hole on hooves sharp as galvanized steel, bellowing bonesaw fury loud enough to burst Billy\u2019s eardrums.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It might spoil your appetite, but if you\u2019ll listen, Billy\u2019ll tell you about the wave of nausea that struck him, how he puked hamburger steak and Coca-Cola and ketchup all over the cracked asphalt, how his vomit seethed as it drained away with the soapsuds and the filth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you\u2019ll listen, in the keen of the night, you might hear the echo of the monster. You might still hear the sizzle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>_____<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Myna Chang (she\/her) is the author of\u00a0The Potential of Radio and Rain. Her writing has been selected for\u00a0<\/em>Flash Fiction America<em>\u00a0(W. W. Norton),\u00a0<\/em>Best Small Fictions<em>, and\u00a0<\/em>CRAFT<em>. She has won the Lascaux Prize in Creative Nonfiction and the New Millennium Award in Flash Fiction. She hosts the\u00a0<\/em>Electric Sheep\u00a0<em>speculative fiction reading series. See more at\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/mynachang.com\/\">MynaChang.com<\/a>\u00a0or @MynaChang.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Billy Janson likes to tell a story about the night he found a monster in a pothole outside of Cactus Flats, Texas. The first thing <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/?p=1963\" title=\"Wild Bill&#8217;s Last Ride by Myna Chang\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1965,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963\/revisions\/1965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hexliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}