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Delaney and I met my dad outside of the diner for his birthday. We scooted into a booth and my dad asked the waitress for […]

So this twink in green tights swoops through your window, drugs you, then whisks you away to an island with gnashing crocodiles and famished cannibals […]

One by one, the talk show hosts were dying. We looked for connections, signs of foul play, but suspected we were wrong. Some expressed surprise […]

Eli says I can come over on Saturday, but I have to be quiet when we go inside, because his mom will be home all […]

Xzibit has planted the smallest bomb inside of a bomb which rests under the floating 2001 Toyota Corolla painted candy red with pinstripe and flames […]

Brother Jack, the Father, speaks from a pulpit as crooked as the Tower of Babel. “And the Parable of Saint Joe and his Devils goes […]

The newspaper delivery boy turns his face to the wind and pedals up the tall hill by the bay, that one dotted with thin white […]

Butterfly Wing The mad scientist sewed a butterfly wing onto my left shoulder, nerves spliced together like rope. I fluttered it once. My muscles ached […]

Back it goes that seems like a long one! Still going! Still up there just going and going! It’s gone! Outta here! Literally in outer […]

I was once on a plane that suffered a monumental loss. High above a green and turgid swath of Florida, one of the aircraft’s giant […]