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“So, ok boss, yes, you probably should have attended to the mold beneath your shower head before it got to this point. Shoulda being the […]

The first time he calls me babe, it’s the mid-90s again and I’m just a girl watching Bowie in the tightest leggings I have ever […]

When the aliens swarmed Earth, people had to be silent or communicate through ASMR. The aliens had sensitive hearing, and if you were too loud, […]

Something wriggles in his mouth. The music at the party is bombastic. Tchaikovsky. The old world. He might hurl. A woman with silky plaited hair […]

She goes to the horror film festival in lieu of her sister, who was ill with morning sickness and suddenly felt, despite years of being […]

We were always driving in my car. You never took the wheel. The billboards never scared me. They taught me nothing of the world. At […]

I go, “Please.” And you say, “No chance.” So, “Please. Please. Please,” I plead. “No. No. No.” Twilit. Almost all dark, outside, on our lawn […]

GREETINGS FROM SANDS POINT, NEW YORK! He’s under firework duress, John Phillip Sousa, down in his basement building a miniature American schoolhouse out of repurposed […]

They named her UMWELT, and she was the metric by which all internal experiences could be judged. They scanned her mind and sampled her stem […]

I held Raymond Carver at gunpoint. I didn’t know he’d be sitting in the kitchen when I busted into the apartment of my old creative […]